Back to Basics: 9 Lessons in Writing Tabloid-Worthy Headlines

Consider some of these actual historical examples of tabloid headlines:
- “Headless Body in Topless Bar” (New York Post, April 1983)
- “Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious” (The Sun, February 8, 2000)
- “OVER £100M! Is this the rail price? Is this just fantasy? Caught up in land buys; No escape from…